Most business men live in giant shoe boxes with the shoes still inside. They spend their time attempting fruitlessly to tie the enormous laces together and varnish the leather exterior (which is so huge that by the time the business man is done, the first half of the shoe has lost its luster and so he must start again). When a business man has to leave to do errands or go to work, it is a major ordeal; he has to use a pulley system to open the lid of his shoebox, which is the only way to get out, and then climb a ladder to the top. Sometimes the lid will slam down on him and crush him as he tries to exit. Poor guy.
Business men are notoriously good at naked putt putt.